Joe Biden’s patriotic teeth: A gleaming beacon of hope
Some candidates make clean teeth part of their campaign platform. Others just have great teeth. Joe Biden’s pearly whites have inspired their own Web site, “Joe Biden’s Teeth 2008,” dedicated to, well, something about the Democratic VP nominee’s highly patriotic teeth.
The site opens with supposed “quotes” from Biden, like, “Without dental hygiene we’re no better than the Communists,” “Don’t say ‘cheese’ say ‘America’,” and “America can’t afford 4 more years of the same brush policies.”
For those who need more Obama for their iPhone, the site says it has an app on the way.
In all seriousness, I have no idea what the creators of this site had in mind when they made it. They do link to “Dentists for Obama, but there doesn’t seem to be any sort of agenda at work here.
It did make me laugh, though, and I hope, dear readers, it brings a little joy to your day as well.
Colorado Independent’s blogumnist (blogger-columnist) Jeff Bridges has worked in Democratic politics for the last 10 years, serving as communications director for two congressional races in Colorado and two governors races in the Deep South. Bridges also worked as a legislative assistant in Washington, D.C., with a focus on military and small-business issues.
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