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Mike Littwin

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Cory Gardner realizes personhood bad for at least one person (yeah, him)

To the surprise of no one,  Cory Gardner has had an epiphany that “personhood” — which he has either strongly supported or really, really strongly supported since at least 2008 — is a bad idea, particularly if you’re running for the U.S. Senate.

In the classic Friday afternoon news dump, Gardner told ace reporter Lynn Bartels that, at some undisclosed point, he changed his mind, finally figuring out what everyone had been saying for years — that “personhood” doesn’t allow for certain kinds of oft-used contraception. And now that he’s figured out what he could have figured out if he had bothered to read the amendment or any story written about the amendment, he says he “can’t support that going forward.”

Let’s be honest (we can start with you, Cory), he had no choice here. Gardner knows he had to take his medicine and try to get it out of the way early. This is a non-starter, after all. Twice “personhood” has gone before Colorado voters, and each time it has lost by a 3-to-1 count. Gardner says the people have spoken, but, by my count, they spoke about four years ago – and Gardner didn’t say anything about it until he entered the Senate race against Mark Udall.

Why now?

Because, Gardner says, he’s willing to listen – presumably to his campaign people. At other points in his life, he happily, and publicly, passed out petitions for “personhood” at his church, just to show how fundamental this principle was for him.

He’ll be asked about the timeline. Because, as the Udall campaign points out, it’s hard to pin down the exact moment of Gardner’s change of heart. For the last two years in the House, Gardner was a co-sponsor of the Life Begins at Conception Act, which is pretty much the federal version of “personhood,” because it says, well, that life begins at conception, which, it seems to me, is the whole point of “personhood.”

Here’s an educated guess: We can figure that the very moment  Gardner conceived of entering the Senate race was also the very moment the idea of dumping “personhood” was born.

 

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Mike Littwin

He has covered Dr. J, four presidential inaugurations, six national conventions and countless brain-numbing speeches in the New Hampshire and Iowa snow.
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4 Comments

  1. ryecatcher on said:

    Glad you jumped on this one Mike. Gardner is one pretentious opportunist. Won’t take long for the voters to figure Gardner out for what he is. A rudderless fool without peddling hypocrisy.

  2. Will Morrison on said:

    Gardner stands for nothing but what works for him. He’s as shallow and arrogant as they come, and it’s a real shame that he was ever even considered for elected office, let alone put in one. He needs to be retired, not given a higher office. This state can do far better than the likes of him.

    Udall is no peach, not by a long shot, but he’s not as useless and crooked as Gardner. We need REAL representation, not some pipsqueak rich jerk who thinks he’s smarter than everyone else, especially when he knows NOTHING but what those even richer than he is tell him to believe.

    RETIRE CORY GARDNER.

  3. James Bowen on said:

    Like his mentors Wayne Allard and Greg Brophy he has the talking points that get votes down pat and thus is an excellent politician,and like them he is an ineffective legislator. He is just a prettier face of the cynical right wing pol.

  4. Hagia on said:

    Can’t stand this man. He comes from the same area in Colorado that I do, and his support of a strong, honest work ethic is a farce. I also think he grayed his hair a bit in the last little while to make himself look more worldly, wise, and suave. Unfortunately, meaningful experience just doesn’t come that easily. Send this this guy back to the farm.

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