Pastor Ted’s Purple Massage Table

It may be used, but as of midday Monday the price was at $1,175 and steadily climbing.

Yes, Mike Jones’ massage table, the purple place where it all allegedly “happened,” is on the e-Bay auction block.

You read about it here first. Back in early February, shortly after the male escort with the very famous client had been temporarily displaced from his apartment due to fire, Jones revealed his plans to auction the massage table where he claims to have entertained Ted Haggard for three years. The proceeds will be donated going to Project Angel Heart.The purple massage table has a white head rest and a couple of small tears (as in rips, not eye-water). So far there have been 39 bids on the table – bidding started at $400 and there are six days left before the auction is closed. All of the bidders have been private listings, making it — unfortunately — impossible to determine who’s in the mood.

Here’s the description of the table, listed as the Ted Haggard Massage Table, in the seller’s own words:

Own a piece of Ted Haggard history from Mike Jones.

The table where it all happened.

Table is about 10 years old with a few tears but totaly (sic) usable.

Will autograph table if requested and in June an autographed book “I Had To Say Something” by Mike Jones will be sent.

All proceeds benefit ‘Project Angel Heart’, who provides people living with HIV/AIDS, cancer and other life-threatening illnesses nutritious home-delivered meals.

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