News poem: YOU CAN DO ANYTHING

News poem: YOU CAN DO ANYTHING

I moved on her like a bitch. …

Yeah, that’s her.

With the gold.

I better use some Tic Tacs

just in case I start kissing her.

You know,

I’m automatically attracted to beautiful —

I just start kissing them.

It’s like a magnet.

Just kiss.

I don’t even wait.

And when you’re a star, they let you do it.

You can do anything. …

Grab ’em by the pussy.

You can do anything.

 

– Donald Trump

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About the Author

Susan Greene

A recovering newspaper journalist and Pulitzer finalist. Her criminal justice reporting includes “Trashing the Truth,” with Miles Moffeit, and “The Gray Box.”
susan@coloradoindependent.com | 720-295-8006 | @greeneindenver

1 Comment

  1. Beverly Bravo on said:

    You must have talent for creating beauty from degradation! LOL. Made me laugh for sure.

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