Newt Gingrich's first week as an official 2012 presidential candidate has skated past horrible and become impressive. Who could have guessed it would be Gingrich's campaign launch that would be the big flopper given the field of failed, fringe and untested GOP candidates he has joined. Gingrich Spokesman Rick Tyler evidently decided against pretending he wasn't aboard a ship sailing rudderless into bizzaro-land and sent out a statement on the events of the week that fittingly strikes the paranoid machine-gun meltdown style adopted by America's favorite celebrity disaster, Charlie Sheen.