UPDATED! Rogue Squirrels Thwart Election; Osama McNutkin Video Pending

UPDATED 11:28 AM MST:Rogue Squirrel Threat Passes.

CNN updated its report that the rogue squirrel attack occured in Oklahoma NOT Colorado. The masticating mammal caused a power outage which knocked out polling locations.

The cause of the voting booth problems in Colorado, which were reconfirmed by CNN, are unknown. Plague-ridden fascist prairie dogs are considered the prime suspects.

UPDATED: CNN video report courtesy of YouTube

CNN is reporting that a band of rogue squirrels has chewed through cables causing 41 voting booths in Colorado to be inoperable.

More to come.

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