UPDATED! Rogue Squirrels Thwart Election; Osama McNutkin Video Pending
UPDATED 11:28 AM MST:Rogue Squirrel Threat Passes.
CNN updated its report that the rogue squirrel attack occured in Oklahoma NOT Colorado. The masticating mammal caused a power outage which knocked out polling locations.
The cause of the voting booth problems in Colorado, which were reconfirmed by CNN, are unknown. Plague-ridden fascist prairie dogs are considered the prime suspects.
UPDATED: CNN video report courtesy of YouTube
CNN is reporting that a band of rogue squirrels has chewed through cables causing 41 voting booths in Colorado to be inoperable.
More to come.
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