If it walks like a turkey and talks like a turkey, it must be almost Thanksgiving. Which means one thing among many: expect the activists from the pretty radical People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals to show up with some horror stories about the
widespread cruelty to turkeys in factory farms and slaughterhouses.
This year’s PETA’s publicity stunt involves “the Decider” himself, outgoing President George W. Bush, talking about how he’s going to pardon all turkeys. At least it’s someone who sorta looks, and sorta sounds, like W.