Call it the Newspaper Preservation Act of 2009.
Act now, and you can shell out more than six times
the cover price for a souvenir bundle of five inauguration-day copies of The Denver Post
or Rocky Mountain News
. That's right, if you call before -- well, before they run out -- the Denver Post Inauguration Keepsake Pack
including FIVE Jan. 21, 2009, editions can be yours at the low, low -- I mean, horrendously inflated -- price of $15.50. That's for a set of five 50-cent newspapers, which would've cost ya a cool $2.50 at the 7-Eleven on Wednesday .