I didn't want to write about Stuart Shepard. Focus on the Family's video commentator is so clearly enamored with himself that he doesn't need any extra attention, including when he stars in a moronic video asking whether it would be "wrong" to pray for Noah and the Ark-like rain to drown Barack Obama's nomination acceptance speech, and presumably everyone who was there to hear it. But then Shepard got zinged by Keith Olbermann as a "Worst Person in the World" — as did the Rocky Mountain News. And so now I write about Stuart Shepard.